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1. Díl
Herci: Kinash,Polatka,Dolina,Bára,Andy,Brad Pitt,Angelina Jolie,Petr,Lukin,Kott,Aneta H.,Aneta M.,Tereza,Toman,Dolly Buster,David Zadrazil,Petrášek,Simona,Chickey(Domaiz),Noemie,Leoš,Matouš,Šimon,,Pekárek
Naše třída(výběr) si letěla do Ameriky jo a ještě výběr 6.C. Kinash hulil trávu,protože mu dělali problémy příklady od paní učitelky Dolínkové.Byl z toho tak vynervovanej že si prostě musel dát (tim to začlo)!!!!!Musel jít na WC ale spletl si(byl zhulený) dveře od WC s dveřma letadla otevřel si je a už jsme letěli.(k zemi)Aneta M. volala mamince telefonem že padají,ať neprodává její koně. Brad souložil s Angelinou na hajzlu... A jelikož jsme tvrdě přistály neco Bradovi probodlo hlavu. Za chvíli jako první se probudil kott.
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Kott měl přiraženou ruku k sedačce(začal brečet).Pak se probudil zbytek zjistili jsme že jsme přistáli na sněhu. A najednou někdo vyrazil dveře byl to Kinash s kufrem.Všichni jsme vyšli ven kromě Brada Pitta a Kotta.V tom kufru měl Kinash nože :-) každému z nás jeden dal. Všichni jsme mu poděkovali tak že jsme mu řekli že je tlustej.Chickey velkej drasista se rozhodl že Kottovi tu ruku uřízne dal mu do pusi nohu Breda Pitta, aby Kott nekřičel a už to jelo řízi,říz.Po dlouhém čekání jsme zjistili že mu Chickey uřízl prst.Všichi jsme souhlasili že je to debil.Pak přišel Kinash prdnl si a Kott byl omráčen a Kinash mu tu ruku odříz.Kott všel ven a byl veselej.UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFF. To se nám ulevilo.
3. Díl
Všichni jsme si vzali kufry a vyrazili jsme do údolí (to navrh Andy) mezi tim se ještě s někym pohádal mslim že to byla Noemi.!"!"!Andy se nasral a zapnul si VIRTUAL TENIS 3 na PSP. Noemi se htělo strašně na WC a tak to pustila.Už jsme byli skoro dole. AŽ NAJEDNOU!!!!
4. Díl
Kotťáka začala bolet ta ruka.Kinash se nasral a dal mu FENISTIL GEL."Ten jen zařval a omylem bodnul Noemi do hlavy. Ta si ani nestačila vyměnit oblečení?:_"'!
Simona s Terrezou vynadali Kottovi. Že jim je Noemi líto,protože si nestačila vyměnit oblečení. Bára hned jak viděla mrtvý maso, vyndala kapesní gril a usmažila Noemi nohu. Tom řekl že taky rád ochutná a dal si pouze jeden prst. (malíček) Mezitim zbytek odešel pryč a když byla nenajedná skupina už v údolí. Ti najedení si toho všimli a sbalili náčiní a běželi za nimi.
5. Díl
Nakonec je dohnali a Petr povídá "hele Kinash nemáš ještě trochu trávy. "Jo jasan n.. hej já si dám taky řekl Dawid.Naval tlusťochu. Petr a Dawid se zhulili tak že si pletli lidi s vepřovým masem. Snažili se zakousnout Dolly Buster ale ta je složila na hromadu pár úderama kozama.Vstoupili jsme do DŽUNGLE. Polatka si všimla koksovníků a vylezla nahoru utrhla pár kokosů a místo toho aby slezla spadla dolů.(na záda) Angelina prohlásila něco anglicky.Všichni se obrátili Kotta,ale on po nehodě která ho postihla,protože měl chuť si šňupnout celý pytlíček koksu a proto nechtěl nic překládat. Aneta M. mu slíbila že mu bude dávat svačinu celej rok,Kott bez povšimnutí začal přkládat.Petr se nasral a utekl nikam do lesa :-/ .Kott zjistlil, že bysme měli Polatku vzít na záda a dojít na pláž a tak jsme vyrazili.(bez Petra)
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Zbytek skupiny vyrazil na pláž a Dolina se mezitím natřela opalovacím krémem, a Pekárek povídá " Nejdeme se tam opalovat víš?". Ona mu řekla, že je debil a mezitim si nasadila sluneční brejle od Číňanů.Až nakonej jsme uviďeli tu nádhernou pláž.Dolina vyběhla jakko první pak Aneta H. a Aneta M. a nakonec Bára. Všichni skočili do vody a koupaly se. No to je sláva řekl Lukin!!!§§
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Ale taky se musíme vrátit k Petrovi,který utekl"!!! Ten utíkal lesem sem a tam občas si cestou něco zlomil. Vždy na to odpověďel "AU". Až nakonec před sebou viděl starý letadlo. Tak se do něj schoval a tam našel pytlík s KOKSEM a tak si našňupal. AH to byla úleva. A ještě tam našel krabici otevřel ji a našel tam M16.(UPS to jsou ty na pláži pěkně v prdeli!!!)
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No nic od hořšího k lepšímu. Mezitím si všichni postavili stany,které vyhrabaly ze svých kufrů. A najednou holky co se koupaly do něčeho kopli, tak to vylivili. Našli jsme tam 20 katan.Všichni si je rozebrali a najednouˇviďeli....
9. Díl
Člověka jak se na ně žene s M16 a měl dřevěnou masku.To je ňakej debil řekla tereza.A on si sundal masku byl to Petr a začal to do nich kalit všichni se schovali."To je kretén řekl Matouš. Matouš dal rozkaz a všichni si začli brousit katany.A najedou Dawid Zadr. řiká" musí bejt pod vlivem ňaký drogy". "Já vás všechny zabiju "!!!. Řiká Petr a nabil poslední zásobník. RATATATATATATATA. " Kurva došli mi náboje ". Řekl Petr a začal z křičet. Všichni se na něj vrhli a ubodaly ho. Jeden mu uskl ucho druhej zase ruku.Až všude lítaly končetiny. Petr křičel " AU AU AU AU A AU " Až nakonec ho Simona bodla do hlavy, protože si spletla hlavu od nohy. Všichni byli veselí a hned se oslavovalo,že hlavní konkurent na přežití je DEAD§! :-)
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Další den po dlouhém oslavování bylo hned veseleji. Pak Lukin navrhl,že by se mělo jít na lov. Bára s Tomášem zvraceli z Noemie,kterou snědli.Stav Polatky se stále zhoršoval a rozhodlo se,že do lesa půjde: Lukin,Dolina,Leoš,Tereza a Aneta H. Celá skupina vyrazila. Kott se staral o Polatku mezi tim se holky koupaly. (zase)A Dominik s Klukama je házeli do vody.Až nakonec se něco stalo......Kinash si tak usral,že zboural Petráškovi stan.Kinash vzal nohy na ramena a zdrhl do lesa za ostatníma.
11. Díl
Ostatní část,která vyrazila na lov. šla a sla a šla a šla až najednou si KINASH opět usral.Aneta H. zhodnotila že je to vysmátý prase. Najednou si to něco prosralo kolem dálnice D1, všichni tam zdrhali a Lukin řek:" a jé je zácpa,ten kamion je ve škarpě tak hned zavolal na IMPULS,aby nahláśil nehodu Leoš se tam rozběhl,ale Dolina na něj řvala ať tam nechodí,ale bylo pozdě neco tak rozesračkovalo Leoše. Lukin zareagoval asi takhle: "ty vole kamion a rajčatovej protlak na zemi já nevěděl že kamion jezdí na rajčatový protlak. Cestou zpět něco ulovili a když se vrátili,všichni si daly těstoviny s Kinashova kufru.S rajčatovym protlakem a srnčím.
12.Díl
Další den byl celkem v poho až na KINASHE nemohl najít rukávky a tak jsme ho museli učit plavat. Párkrát se nalokal vody.Když byl oběd :ryby: tak si KINASH řekl že ho to nikdo nenaučí.Ale pak KINASH s Bárou nikam zmizeli.Asi tak za dvě hodiny se objevili Bára měla bílý oblečení a Kinash byl strašně veselej.K večeři jsme si dali..... zase ryby.
13.Díl
Pak se rozhodlo že se pude na výlet,ale nikdo s sebou neměl mapu.Kurva řekl ANDY. Tak pudem za nosem řekl Matouš.Všichni souhlasili až na ANGELINU.ANGELINA se rozhodla že zůstane,protože jí bolej nohy a navíc musí hlídat zraněnou Polatku.Vyrazilo se a šlo se a šlo a šlo šlo šlo až najednou byl slyšet takový divný šramot tak se tam všichni rozešli a uviděli propast a vodopád,ale nikde žadný můstek.§!!!! A Tereza řekla tak to jsme pěkně v prdeli!!!!!!!!!!
14.Díl
Všichni souhlasili s tím že se bude skákat. Nejdřív Simona pak Chickey,Kinash,Dolina,Lukin a Kott,Aneta H.,Aneta M.,Tereza,Toman,Dolly Buster,Zadražil,Petrášek,Pekárek,Šimon,Matouš,Bára a nakonec ANDY!! (OUUUUU)
15.Díl
ANDY se rozeběh a skočil,ale jaksi při skoku zakop o šutr a letěl dolů,ale nemyslete si že jsme v těch AMDYHO ZTRACENEJCH.Tady to nepřežije.Letěl a řikal si "stejně je to jedno já přežiju jako ve svejch ztracenejch a najdnou pích.Propíchl ho klacen kterj tam byl vztyčený zkrzzzzzzzzzzzz nha zkrzzzzzzzzzzzzz.Všude stříkala krev div nedostříkla až nahoru k ostatním.Úplně ho to rozesračkovalo a zbytek zkrvaveného těla padal dolů.Toje chuťárna vi(dte tak zas v příštím díle. Čau
16.Díl
Tak poté co chcípnul Andy si ostatní vyšli dál.Až dorazili k ňákýmu krytu,ale nebyl to obyčejnej kryt byl to kryt hmmmmm.... no to je jedno.A Šimon četl NIGHT CLUB U STARÉ ŠOUSTALKY.Jéééé vykřikly všichni kluci a vyrazili dovnitř.Holky vyšli dál a našli další kryt,ale někdo v něm byl zaseklej.Došli k němu a kopli do něj.A on říká:přetaňte do měkopat vy krávy já se menuju Čmoud dostaňte mě odtuď.Holky zabrali s plných sil a podařilo se jim to.Čmoud vyskočil všem poděkoval a všem dal jointa."SUPER" řekla Aneta M. dodávka drog nechceš jít s náma a bejt v naší skupině.Tak jo řekl Čmoud.A měli nového přítele!!!!!!!!!
17.Díl
Čmoud nám donášel drogy,takže jsme byly furt zhuleny,ale kluci se jentak nechtěli vrátit a tak postupně mizeli holky je tam kazdej den chodily kontrolovat a nakonec tam přišli holky a NIGHT KLUB tam však nebyl. Dolly Buster řekla DO PRDELE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is a story based off of one of my friends and I. He is my best friend in the entire world. I wouldnt trade what we have for anything.
Adam is my best friend. He is about 63 and is kind of tan considering its always cold here. Hes skinny but has a lot of muscle. He is the star player on our schools basketball and baseball teams. He is so super nice to everyone and is very smart. Hes in a lot of my classes. Hes kind of shy and quiet too.
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Gray Rock
(LeroyVex, 12. 6. 2021 15:59)
I just dont understand what happened? Jax spoke to Tyler as they rode in the front of the bus on their way back to gray rock. They continued the discussion as the boys complained about not getting to see the girls and such. The whole bus ride back was noisy. As the bus pulled into the parking lot and the cadets made their way back to the dorms Jax and Tyler made their way to the armory to check in their weapons. Jax spoke as they walked I know you dont agree with all the behind the scenes stuff he motioned with his fingers as if quoting. But I also have seen how you look and act around that cadet…whats his name…max.
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Caravan of love
(ChesterGualt, 12. 6. 2021 9:39)
God I need a cigarette! I gasped as I collapsed, exhausted, at the top of the small mountain my team had just hiked up in the Lake District.
Youre supposed to be setting us a good example. Khalid laughed as he flopped down next to me quickly followed by his two schoolmates.
Fu…To Hell with that! I laughed, I deserve one after a walk like that.
Still laughing at me puffing and panting the boys whispered something, then Khalid turned to me and asked nervously; Do you really want a smoke?
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Turning His Angel Into A Slut
(StephenAlork, 12. 6. 2021 4:23)
I tried so hard to remember what had gotten me here.Could it have happened that first night in the movie theatre?Could it have been when he was fucking me?Could it have been in the theatre today?These are all questions that went through my head.
The first night we went to the movies turned out to be a most memorable one.My Daddy wanted a blow job.He didnt care who was around, or if they saw, he only wanted to release and release he did.He unzipped his pants and pulled them down away from his cock then took his hand and wrapped it around the back of my neck.
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Bright and Early
(GeorgePap, 11. 6. 2021 23:18)
Anya lay on her bed, staring at the ceiling of her moderately-sized dorm room. Her digital alarm clocks LCD display burned a crisp 4:05 AM in the darkness. In two hours and a half she would have to go to class. Her music player was still operating, singing out Pink Floyds later, more ambient sounds. In her head, she went over all the homework she had and every project due withing the next three weeks. Everything was according to schedule. She continued to stare, thinking about how she would make the most of the first weekend her roommate, Tara, was gone.
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First gay experience
(JesusPseum, 11. 6. 2021 18:26)
My dad and I had always been close in what some people would call an odd way. My mom passed away when I was 3 so dad basically raised me by himself. Growing up we did everything together. Cuddled (sometimes he would be naked) and watched sports, went to games, he would give me baths, and some other stuff. But as I got older I noticed how dad would start to look at me more and more and for longer amounts of time.
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Seductive Spin Class
(Williamjus, 11. 6. 2021 4:57)
My 4 p.m. Timberlake spin class is about to start and all I can think about is the path my life has taken. I, Benjamin, a once bad-boy with a fetish for bees used to brothel hop and go to matinees alone to use only the most buttery of popcorn to relieve myself in times when my flesh light was stolen. It wasnt until I hit rock bottom half way through what I thought was flight of the bumblebees, when I realized I was masturbating to Akeelah and the Bee and tearing up along with Laurence Fishburne as Akeelah correctly spells logorrhea, when I decided to turn my life around. Trading matinees for daily spin classes, I have devoted my life to healthy eating, exercise and the LA lifestyle. Although my life is now back on track I cant help but have cravings for large breasts, dripping pussies, and holding my cock watching it blow with the force of one thousand fire hydrants – now thats some good shit.
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Job Opportunity
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Friendly Foursome
(Andrewmycle, 10. 6. 2021 5:16)
Marcia and Ted were into their favorite bar on a Friday night, drinking and dancing to a local rock band.Two of their friends, Larry and Joan, walked in and joined them.The two couples drank well into the night and when the bar closed down, Marcia and Ted suggested that they continue the party at their house.
Ted turned on more rock music at the house and asked if Larry and Joan would like to smoke some weed to keep the party going.The four of them sat around and got high and eventually, the topic of conversation turned to sex.
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My Sexual Awakening
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I am Mike, 16, I do the normal things a teenage guy does, video games, hanging out with friends, sports, no girl friend fanaticize about sex.And noI have not really been on a date yet. I guess you could classify me as a jock, just not the baseball, football or basketball type. I did like cross country and really liked the long distance runs we had to do.Most of the other guys on the team hated running anything over 6 or 8 miles. Me, I felt I was just getting started at 6. It didnt matter if it was spring or winter season. It was just great to be outside. So I was definitely in shape but not muscular.
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(Arthurpup, 9. 6. 2021 18:38)
My name is Rudy and my homie Max has this banging sister, her names Sarah. Shes about 411 with big ol jugs for breast and and a decent sized ass. When she really started catching my attention was when I got expelled and had to go to a charter school. Her parents had agreed for me to be dropped off at theyre house in the mornings so I can walk to school from there I spent about 1 hour there every morning. But sometimes Sarah would open the door for me. And shed always be in her pajamas without a bra and some tight shorts that showed half her ass.
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THE WHORE
(JeffreyCox, 9. 6. 2021 10:00)
Now Open For Business
When I went to work on Brendas garden one morning there was a strange car in the driveway. This was a car I had seen somewhere before. I put it out of my mind and went about my chores weeding a flowerbed.As usual I was wearing my special ‘gardeners uniform, a pair of cut off jeans, no shirt just the shorts. I wore no underwear either because that was the way my ‘client wanted me.
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Summer Time
(AngelWrota, 9. 6. 2021 3:42)
Well as I was checking out the bank lines and waiting for Mark to return I reflected on just what had happened.I would have never imagined the feelings I had at that moment.I didnt know if I was gay or what but I couldnt deny that what me and Mark had done was probably the greatest thing I have ever done in my short life.As I sat there nursing my beer I relived the feeling of Marks cock in my mouth, hard yet velvety at the same time.And then the way Mark took me in the ass for the first time of my life.What ever happened next I knew that this would always be a time that I would remember for the rest of my life.
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Jolene felt a burning sensation
(SergioFieda, 8. 6. 2021 22:03)
Jolene felt a burning sensation directly above her left nipple.It was a quick heat followed by a dull throb.It moved across her chest and ended just above her right nipple.She knew better than to cry out, or make any noise more than a low moan.
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First time Selena and Roxy
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My wife's physical exam
(RonaldMocky, 8. 6. 2021 5:57)
My wife was going to get her annual complete physical. She had never seen this doctor before. We just found him in the local listings.
We were both very excited as we waited in his exam room. My wife was terrified. She hated doctor exams. They are hugely embarrassing and humiliating and often painful for her.
I could see the fear on her face as we waited and waited.
After a forty-five minute wait because the doctor had some sort of emergency he had to deal with, the door opened and the doctor came in. The long wait and the anticipation made us both as wound up as people can be. Every nerve in my body felt electric. And then...
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Guide to the pleasured life
(Josephsex, 7. 6. 2021 18:28)
Ill always start by asking her to put her tongue inside me; I dont mind sucking on it. I love French kissing! Id suck gently of course. Its definitely important to a find a good kissing routine! Surprise her, do more then she could imagine when it comes to romance. Id work my tongue against her neck, licking it and gently kissing it! Everything above her waist can be pleasured while rubbingyour hand between her legs. While working her neck, Its nice to tease her and somewhat tempt her. If she had little cute breasts, Id want to suck on them, so Ill ask her really nicely! And kiss her body, slowly up and up, explore things you havent before. Usually, I spend quite some time working on her cleavage, before actually kissing the center.
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Three Sluts On A Train
(Enriqueinted, 6. 6. 2021 4:16)
Sam, a senior marketing executive at a major bank, navigates through the crowded train platform.Sam is a 32 year old busty brunette with stunning green eyes and long, sensual lashes. Thanks to her assets, she pushes past hundreds of bodies to finally get onto her train and make her way home for the evening without much trouble.
By the time everyone has shoved their way into the carriage, Sam is right in the centre of the throng, with barely any room to move.At this time of night, she knows shell be stuck in this spot for at least the next 30 minutes before her stop.
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(StephenGOALO, 12. 6. 2021 22:52)