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1. Díl
Herci: Kinash,Polatka,Dolina,Bára,Andy,Brad Pitt,Angelina Jolie,Petr,Lukin,Kott,Aneta H.,Aneta M.,Tereza,Toman,Dolly Buster,David Zadrazil,Petrášek,Simona,Chickey(Domaiz),Noemie,Leoš,Matouš,Šimon,,Pekárek
Naše třída(výběr) si letěla do Ameriky jo a ještě výběr 6.C. Kinash hulil trávu,protože mu dělali problémy příklady od paní učitelky Dolínkové.Byl z toho tak vynervovanej že si prostě musel dát (tim to začlo)!!!!!Musel jít na WC ale spletl si(byl zhulený) dveře od WC s dveřma letadla otevřel si je a už jsme letěli.(k zemi)Aneta M. volala mamince telefonem že padají,ať neprodává její koně. Brad souložil s Angelinou na hajzlu... A jelikož jsme tvrdě přistály neco Bradovi probodlo hlavu. Za chvíli jako první se probudil kott.
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Kott měl přiraženou ruku k sedačce(začal brečet).Pak se probudil zbytek zjistili jsme že jsme přistáli na sněhu. A najednou někdo vyrazil dveře byl to Kinash s kufrem.Všichni jsme vyšli ven kromě Brada Pitta a Kotta.V tom kufru měl Kinash nože :-) každému z nás jeden dal. Všichni jsme mu poděkovali tak že jsme mu řekli že je tlustej.Chickey velkej drasista se rozhodl že Kottovi tu ruku uřízne dal mu do pusi nohu Breda Pitta, aby Kott nekřičel a už to jelo řízi,říz.Po dlouhém čekání jsme zjistili že mu Chickey uřízl prst.Všichi jsme souhlasili že je to debil.Pak přišel Kinash prdnl si a Kott byl omráčen a Kinash mu tu ruku odříz.Kott všel ven a byl veselej.UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFF. To se nám ulevilo.
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Všichni jsme si vzali kufry a vyrazili jsme do údolí (to navrh Andy) mezi tim se ještě s někym pohádal mslim že to byla Noemi.!"!"!Andy se nasral a zapnul si VIRTUAL TENIS 3 na PSP. Noemi se htělo strašně na WC a tak to pustila.Už jsme byli skoro dole. AŽ NAJEDNOU!!!!
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Kotťáka začala bolet ta ruka.Kinash se nasral a dal mu FENISTIL GEL."Ten jen zařval a omylem bodnul Noemi do hlavy. Ta si ani nestačila vyměnit oblečení?:_"'!
Simona s Terrezou vynadali Kottovi. Že jim je Noemi líto,protože si nestačila vyměnit oblečení. Bára hned jak viděla mrtvý maso, vyndala kapesní gril a usmažila Noemi nohu. Tom řekl že taky rád ochutná a dal si pouze jeden prst. (malíček) Mezitim zbytek odešel pryč a když byla nenajedná skupina už v údolí. Ti najedení si toho všimli a sbalili náčiní a běželi za nimi.
5. Díl
Nakonec je dohnali a Petr povídá "hele Kinash nemáš ještě trochu trávy. "Jo jasan n.. hej já si dám taky řekl Dawid.Naval tlusťochu. Petr a Dawid se zhulili tak že si pletli lidi s vepřovým masem. Snažili se zakousnout Dolly Buster ale ta je složila na hromadu pár úderama kozama.Vstoupili jsme do DŽUNGLE. Polatka si všimla koksovníků a vylezla nahoru utrhla pár kokosů a místo toho aby slezla spadla dolů.(na záda) Angelina prohlásila něco anglicky.Všichni se obrátili Kotta,ale on po nehodě která ho postihla,protože měl chuť si šňupnout celý pytlíček koksu a proto nechtěl nic překládat. Aneta M. mu slíbila že mu bude dávat svačinu celej rok,Kott bez povšimnutí začal přkládat.Petr se nasral a utekl nikam do lesa :-/ .Kott zjistlil, že bysme měli Polatku vzít na záda a dojít na pláž a tak jsme vyrazili.(bez Petra)
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Zbytek skupiny vyrazil na pláž a Dolina se mezitím natřela opalovacím krémem, a Pekárek povídá " Nejdeme se tam opalovat víš?". Ona mu řekla, že je debil a mezitim si nasadila sluneční brejle od Číňanů.Až nakonej jsme uviďeli tu nádhernou pláž.Dolina vyběhla jakko první pak Aneta H. a Aneta M. a nakonec Bára. Všichni skočili do vody a koupaly se. No to je sláva řekl Lukin!!!§§
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Ale taky se musíme vrátit k Petrovi,který utekl"!!! Ten utíkal lesem sem a tam občas si cestou něco zlomil. Vždy na to odpověďel "AU". Až nakonec před sebou viděl starý letadlo. Tak se do něj schoval a tam našel pytlík s KOKSEM a tak si našňupal. AH to byla úleva. A ještě tam našel krabici otevřel ji a našel tam M16.(UPS to jsou ty na pláži pěkně v prdeli!!!)
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No nic od hořšího k lepšímu. Mezitím si všichni postavili stany,které vyhrabaly ze svých kufrů. A najednou holky co se koupaly do něčeho kopli, tak to vylivili. Našli jsme tam 20 katan.Všichni si je rozebrali a najednouˇviďeli....
9. Díl
Člověka jak se na ně žene s M16 a měl dřevěnou masku.To je ňakej debil řekla tereza.A on si sundal masku byl to Petr a začal to do nich kalit všichni se schovali."To je kretén řekl Matouš. Matouš dal rozkaz a všichni si začli brousit katany.A najedou Dawid Zadr. řiká" musí bejt pod vlivem ňaký drogy". "Já vás všechny zabiju "!!!. Řiká Petr a nabil poslední zásobník. RATATATATATATATA. " Kurva došli mi náboje ". Řekl Petr a začal z křičet. Všichni se na něj vrhli a ubodaly ho. Jeden mu uskl ucho druhej zase ruku.Až všude lítaly končetiny. Petr křičel " AU AU AU AU A AU " Až nakonec ho Simona bodla do hlavy, protože si spletla hlavu od nohy. Všichni byli veselí a hned se oslavovalo,že hlavní konkurent na přežití je DEAD§! :-)
10. Díl
Další den po dlouhém oslavování bylo hned veseleji. Pak Lukin navrhl,že by se mělo jít na lov. Bára s Tomášem zvraceli z Noemie,kterou snědli.Stav Polatky se stále zhoršoval a rozhodlo se,že do lesa půjde: Lukin,Dolina,Leoš,Tereza a Aneta H. Celá skupina vyrazila. Kott se staral o Polatku mezi tim se holky koupaly. (zase)A Dominik s Klukama je házeli do vody.Až nakonec se něco stalo......Kinash si tak usral,že zboural Petráškovi stan.Kinash vzal nohy na ramena a zdrhl do lesa za ostatníma.
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Ostatní část,která vyrazila na lov. šla a sla a šla a šla až najednou si KINASH opět usral.Aneta H. zhodnotila že je to vysmátý prase. Najednou si to něco prosralo kolem dálnice D1, všichni tam zdrhali a Lukin řek:" a jé je zácpa,ten kamion je ve škarpě tak hned zavolal na IMPULS,aby nahláśil nehodu Leoš se tam rozběhl,ale Dolina na něj řvala ať tam nechodí,ale bylo pozdě neco tak rozesračkovalo Leoše. Lukin zareagoval asi takhle: "ty vole kamion a rajčatovej protlak na zemi já nevěděl že kamion jezdí na rajčatový protlak. Cestou zpět něco ulovili a když se vrátili,všichni si daly těstoviny s Kinashova kufru.S rajčatovym protlakem a srnčím.
12.Díl
Další den byl celkem v poho až na KINASHE nemohl najít rukávky a tak jsme ho museli učit plavat. Párkrát se nalokal vody.Když byl oběd :ryby: tak si KINASH řekl že ho to nikdo nenaučí.Ale pak KINASH s Bárou nikam zmizeli.Asi tak za dvě hodiny se objevili Bára měla bílý oblečení a Kinash byl strašně veselej.K večeři jsme si dali..... zase ryby.
13.Díl
Pak se rozhodlo že se pude na výlet,ale nikdo s sebou neměl mapu.Kurva řekl ANDY. Tak pudem za nosem řekl Matouš.Všichni souhlasili až na ANGELINU.ANGELINA se rozhodla že zůstane,protože jí bolej nohy a navíc musí hlídat zraněnou Polatku.Vyrazilo se a šlo se a šlo a šlo šlo šlo až najednou byl slyšet takový divný šramot tak se tam všichni rozešli a uviděli propast a vodopád,ale nikde žadný můstek.§!!!! A Tereza řekla tak to jsme pěkně v prdeli!!!!!!!!!!
14.Díl
Všichni souhlasili s tím že se bude skákat. Nejdřív Simona pak Chickey,Kinash,Dolina,Lukin a Kott,Aneta H.,Aneta M.,Tereza,Toman,Dolly Buster,Zadražil,Petrášek,Pekárek,Šimon,Matouš,Bára a nakonec ANDY!! (OUUUUU)
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ANDY se rozeběh a skočil,ale jaksi při skoku zakop o šutr a letěl dolů,ale nemyslete si že jsme v těch AMDYHO ZTRACENEJCH.Tady to nepřežije.Letěl a řikal si "stejně je to jedno já přežiju jako ve svejch ztracenejch a najdnou pích.Propíchl ho klacen kterj tam byl vztyčený zkrzzzzzzzzzzzz nha zkrzzzzzzzzzzzzz.Všude stříkala krev div nedostříkla až nahoru k ostatním.Úplně ho to rozesračkovalo a zbytek zkrvaveného těla padal dolů.Toje chuťárna vi(dte tak zas v příštím díle. Čau
16.Díl
Tak poté co chcípnul Andy si ostatní vyšli dál.Až dorazili k ňákýmu krytu,ale nebyl to obyčejnej kryt byl to kryt hmmmmm.... no to je jedno.A Šimon četl NIGHT CLUB U STARÉ ŠOUSTALKY.Jéééé vykřikly všichni kluci a vyrazili dovnitř.Holky vyšli dál a našli další kryt,ale někdo v něm byl zaseklej.Došli k němu a kopli do něj.A on říká:přetaňte do měkopat vy krávy já se menuju Čmoud dostaňte mě odtuď.Holky zabrali s plných sil a podařilo se jim to.Čmoud vyskočil všem poděkoval a všem dal jointa."SUPER" řekla Aneta M. dodávka drog nechceš jít s náma a bejt v naší skupině.Tak jo řekl Čmoud.A měli nového přítele!!!!!!!!!
17.Díl
Čmoud nám donášel drogy,takže jsme byly furt zhuleny,ale kluci se jentak nechtěli vrátit a tak postupně mizeli holky je tam kazdej den chodily kontrolovat a nakonec tam přišli holky a NIGHT KLUB tam však nebyl. Dolly Buster řekla DO PRDELE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My name is Rudy and my homie Max has this banging sister, her names Sarah. Shes about 411 with big ol jugs for breast and and a decent sized ass. When she really started catching my attention was when I got expelled and had to go to a charter school. Her parents had agreed for me to be dropped off at theyre house in the mornings so I can walk to school from there I spent about 1 hour there every morning. But sometimes Sarah would open the door for me. And shed always be in her pajamas without a bra and some tight shorts that showed half her ass.
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THE WHORE
(JeffreyCox, 9. 6. 2021 10:00)
Now Open For Business
When I went to work on Brendas garden one morning there was a strange car in the driveway. This was a car I had seen somewhere before. I put it out of my mind and went about my chores weeding a flowerbed.As usual I was wearing my special ‘gardeners uniform, a pair of cut off jeans, no shirt just the shorts. I wore no underwear either because that was the way my ‘client wanted me.
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Summer Time
(AngelWrota, 9. 6. 2021 3:42)
Well as I was checking out the bank lines and waiting for Mark to return I reflected on just what had happened.I would have never imagined the feelings I had at that moment.I didnt know if I was gay or what but I couldnt deny that what me and Mark had done was probably the greatest thing I have ever done in my short life.As I sat there nursing my beer I relived the feeling of Marks cock in my mouth, hard yet velvety at the same time.And then the way Mark took me in the ass for the first time of my life.What ever happened next I knew that this would always be a time that I would remember for the rest of my life.
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Jolene felt a burning sensation
(SergioFieda, 8. 6. 2021 22:03)
Jolene felt a burning sensation directly above her left nipple.It was a quick heat followed by a dull throb.It moved across her chest and ended just above her right nipple.She knew better than to cry out, or make any noise more than a low moan.
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First time Selena and Roxy
(CharlesCak, 8. 6. 2021 12:08)
I first met Selena at a party one night. I was sitting on the back deck with some friends when she walked through the doorway. Her beautiful long blonde hair was the first thing that caught my attention from the corner of my eye. She was the most stunning woman I had seen. Her beautiful smile, petite body and perfect ass. She wore a white T-shirt and blue jeans.Our eyes immediately made contact first thing and she smiled at me. I just got this vibe come over me Ive never felt before or since. It was not really a sexual vibe but I was instantly hard when I first saw her and kept having to adjust myself discreetly while watching her.
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My wife's physical exam
(RonaldMocky, 8. 6. 2021 5:57)
My wife was going to get her annual complete physical. She had never seen this doctor before. We just found him in the local listings.
We were both very excited as we waited in his exam room. My wife was terrified. She hated doctor exams. They are hugely embarrassing and humiliating and often painful for her.
I could see the fear on her face as we waited and waited.
After a forty-five minute wait because the doctor had some sort of emergency he had to deal with, the door opened and the doctor came in. The long wait and the anticipation made us both as wound up as people can be. Every nerve in my body felt electric. And then...
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Guide to the pleasured life
(Josephsex, 7. 6. 2021 18:28)
Ill always start by asking her to put her tongue inside me; I dont mind sucking on it. I love French kissing! Id suck gently of course. Its definitely important to a find a good kissing routine! Surprise her, do more then she could imagine when it comes to romance. Id work my tongue against her neck, licking it and gently kissing it! Everything above her waist can be pleasured while rubbingyour hand between her legs. While working her neck, Its nice to tease her and somewhat tempt her. If she had little cute breasts, Id want to suck on them, so Ill ask her really nicely! And kiss her body, slowly up and up, explore things you havent before. Usually, I spend quite some time working on her cleavage, before actually kissing the center.
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Three Sluts On A Train
(Enriqueinted, 6. 6. 2021 4:16)
Sam, a senior marketing executive at a major bank, navigates through the crowded train platform.Sam is a 32 year old busty brunette with stunning green eyes and long, sensual lashes. Thanks to her assets, she pushes past hundreds of bodies to finally get onto her train and make her way home for the evening without much trouble.
By the time everyone has shoved their way into the carriage, Sam is right in the centre of the throng, with barely any room to move.At this time of night, she knows shell be stuck in this spot for at least the next 30 minutes before her stop.
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Cross-dressing camper
(Andrewkes, 5. 6. 2021 14:26)
So there I was still shaking and standing between Johns legs with my hands on his knees and him sitting there with no pants on still catching our breath when we hear someone yell John and a flashlight comes our way. Im sure we looked like deer in the headlights when the flashlight hits us and didnt move. John! What the? Who is this? as his pace picked up and he got closer to us.Uhh, Steven umm uh John replied We send you for firewood and you get some action in. Lucky Bastard. Im Steven he said to me, not sure if we shake hands or what to do in a situation like this. Im still speechless and he says what are you wearing dude? Thats hot. I introduced myself and grabbed my beer and took a big long swig. Im Scott and yeah I come out here for privacy so I can crossdress. I guess I got caught... again. I stepped back out from between Johns legs and stepped back over the bench.
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Daddy and Me
(Vincentgrete, 5. 6. 2021 7:07)
Summertime in Phoenix sucks!! Let me tell you unless you have a pool your summers will be full of boredom! The house I grew up in had a older style pool. Wasnt the beautiful pools we see now but it was something. My name is Alexandra but I go by Alex Allie or Al. I was excited summer had finally come and I could stay home and relax. My best friend Kate comes over all of the time. On a hot Monday she came over so we could swim in my pool. At the time I remember I was a little jealous of Kate because she was super skinny had a nice body. Anyways we head upstairs to my room to put on our bathing suits. Kate and I have never been shy around each other. At least my boobs were bigger than hers. As we get undressed i glance over at Kate looking at her from head to toe. I never knew why my pussy was just a little slit and the only way I can describe hers was meaty. She had what looked like an overgrown clit hood.
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Surprised By My Wife’s Knowledge
(Thomaspsymn, 4. 6. 2021 23:57)
I thought she was beautiful as I stood there peeking in through the window.Yes, she was beautiful as she stood there in front of the mirror naked, fondling her small firm breasts, pinching her cute stiff nipples with one hand, her other hand rubbing her hot pussy slit, tickling her clitoris and slipping her small finger up into her tight pussy opening.
I stood there watching as she took herself to a peak then over the edge, her body spasming and jerking as she took herself to orgasm.
I knew right then and there I was going to fuck that girl and give her the real pleasure I was sure she was fantasizing about when she finger fucked herself to an orgasm.
Yes, I was going to slip my large stiff cock right up into that little, I believed, virginal cunt of hers taking her virginity and fucking her until she orgasmed like I was sure she was dreaming of.
I slipped into the house and going to her bedroom door which was also open just a crack.
She was home alone her mother having gone to a meeting with a friend of hers, and would be gone until almost midnight.
I was sure that would give me the time to enjoy her cunt giving her the pleasure that she would keep coming back to me for.
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Personal Journal
(CalebHen, 4. 6. 2021 18:50)
August 15th - Doctor Davis has asked me to take over a couple of his patients while he honeymoons in Paris. It was a beautiful wedding, tastefully done. While Chris and I have had our ups and downs, I think Beverly will be good for him. Tall and statuesque, and just dumb enough not to argue too much. That was one of our downfalls, neither one of us could admit to being wrong. We could get past that, even laugh about it, as friends. As more than that...not so much. So, he moved on and found her and I have Ted. When hes in town and when Im not too wrapped up in my own work. Still, he fits what I need, when I need it..almost. Anyway, so I have two new patients to look after for the next couple of months (yes, Months! Sometimes I really hate him!). Im expecting his office to send me the details later this week.
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Hey, sexy!
(KennethRiz, 3. 6. 2021 20:25)
I was coming out of the tiny shower of the suite at 11:45, rushing in the hopes Tom Edwards, the First Officer, might be hanging around the hallway outside “just in case”. Without bothering with underwear, I slip on the summer dress I had worn previously, sandals, and quickly brushed my hair. I opened the door to find Tom nervously pacing just down the hall from my suite.
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Hello
(Haroldgek, 2. 6. 2021 9:44)
You wanted to see me, Sir?
I was two steps into his office, my suit jacket sliding down my arms as I walked to my location between the chairs in front of his desk.
“Something has come to my attention that might be interesting.”
It wasn’t normal for him to blurt out what was on his mind when I was summoned to his office. We had established something of a protocol of how this was to work.
It was akin to a tribal ritual of exchanging pleasant conversation prior to entering into serious exchange, a ritual intended to maintain civility and peace and calm prior to any interaction.
I had thought ours was the same, though it had never been expressed or defined. I undressed and he sat back in his chair to enjoy it prior to entering into any business.
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Greetings!
(CarlosCem, 31. 5. 2021 14:48)
Samantha was a total and complete knockout, a perfect ten, and in today’s language a MILF.
In other words Samantha was a fucking wet dream. If she was coming with us I wanted to go to a water park, a nude beach, or a long walk in a warm light rain.
Well the nude beach was out of the question and the warm summer rain only happened once but it was a memory that would last for a lifetime.
Samantha’s white T-shirt and white bra got soaked, right to her skin. That bra was not very thick and did nothing to hide her dark areolas and hard nipples.
Her tight yellow shorts got wet too. Her pink thong panties became visible and her dark pubic hair did too.
It was the most erotic thing that I had ever seen. I lusted after her that day and ever since.
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Saying hello
(WillSciex, 30. 5. 2021 9:18)
Once we deplane, my cell phone again goes off. It’s the secretary to Senator Harris. Unfortunately, she is unable to meet with me as she was called into a roll call vote on a controversial bill. One that I was absolutely against.
We take the limo to the building that we just purchased. Captain Perez told me about the building needing some work to make it more appealing. When we arrived, we immediately saw what he was referring to. The whole building needed pressure washing at the very least. The trash disposal area was a mess and needed to be cleaned up.
The ladies had already seen enough buildings; however, I did ask Jennifer to join me inside. Much to my relief, there was a security guard at a desk giving directions as to what floor certain companies were located on. I sent Jennifer into the ladies’ room to check things out. I headed into the men’s room. Thankfully, the men’s room was clean and odor free. When I went back outside, Jennifer said the ladies’ room was also clean and without odor. We didn’t stay very long as we had to get cleaned up for dinner with Captain Perez.
The chauffeur drove us to the Watergate. We were greeted by some very nice people who worked hard at putting our luggage on the cart and taking us to the front desk for check-in.
The front desk people checked the four of us in and gave us each a keycard and sent us with the bellman and our luggage up to our suites.
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